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2 hours ago, Raithe said:

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....along with the husband*.    :p

 

*no offense to any of the tidy males out there.

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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2 hours ago, LittleArmadillo0 said:

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First I thought it was a misspelling of Ambitious, but then I read the text underneath... 😂

(being ambidextrous in real life myself, I was a bit familiar with the word, but it's not one you come across often)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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2 hours ago, Gorth said:

(being ambidextrous in real life myself, I was a bit familiar with the word, but it's not one you come across often)

Being a mod on RPG game developers forum should make you very familiar with the word I think. 

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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4 hours ago, Gorth said:

First I thought it was a misspelling of Ambitious, but then I read the text underneath... 😂

(being ambidextrous in real life myself, I was a bit familiar with the word, but it's not one you come across often)

If not for DnD, I'd probably forget about thr word as well 😅

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3 hours ago, Skarpen said:

Being a mod on RPG game developers forum should make you very familiar with the word I think. 

It was actually Jagged Alliance 2 that taught me the word. It's a trait you can pick for your main character and I had to look it up, not knowing what it meant. There is no word for it in my native language. There is a word for left handed (which roughly translates into "awkward handed"), but no word for ambidextrous. It stuck to my mind after that ;)

 

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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I learnt it from JT Edson pulp-western stories I read as a boy.

Back to English language matters...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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1 hour ago, Raithe said:

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And here we are in 2021. A bunch of people still think the world is flat, the moon landing never happened, the virus that’s killed 1 million people isn’t real, and that thinking 2+2 = 4 makes you a racist white supremacist.

The only science-fiction aspirations we’re  living up to are the dystopian ones!

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"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."

P.B. Shelley

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