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That's History Channel at 9 pm, once they've run out of reality shows.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Hillary Faceswapped Covid While Wearing a Hijab (Green and Blue are my favorite colors so I decided to combine them, worked out great!)

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"America would be unrecognizable if it had ordered the separation of corporation and state like it orders separation of church and state."

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George Soros created covid on a socialist dare

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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The deep state collected toddler faces in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria.

 

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"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."

P.B. Shelley

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Don't they proceed to get stomped by the Oliphant oligarchy? Ah well. 😉

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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On 2/1/2021 at 1:05 PM, ComradeMaster said:

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Hillary Faceswapped Covid While Wearing a Hijab (Green and Blue are my favorite colors so I decided to combine them, worked out great!)

"The Blacks" used "happy holidays" as a sex incantation for the child prison camps on the moon.

Daymn, that went dark, fast o.o

(Don't have one favourite colour so I went with the closest one on the list to my cars colour)

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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https://www.theonion.com/activists-call-on-sitcom-producers-to-reckon-with-genre-1846176834

LOS ANGELES—Demanding accountability from the entertainment industry for its role in promoting the outdated trope, activists issued a petition Tuesday calling on sitcom producers to reckon with the genre’s troubling history of sarcastic attitudes. “From Carla on Cheers to April on Parks And Recreation, these demeaning portrayals have gone unaddressed for too long, and it is time Hollywood reckoned with its dark legacy of sarcasm,” the petition read in part before going on to criticize sitcom showrunners who defend their work by arguing their use of sarcastic language is only meant as a joke. “With their casual mockery, these characters who roll their eyes and irreverently quip, ‘Whatever!’ or, ‘Yeah, right,’ perpetuate demeaning stereotypes. It needs to stop now before any more children get desensitized to sarcasm or, in the most disturbing cases, form their whole personality around it. They see actors doing it on TV and think it’s okay to be sarcastic in real life.” The petition ends with a call for casting directors to boycott Neil Patrick Harris for his careless and continual use of sarcasm throughout his career.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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something for our US friends:

 

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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