rjshae 9,616 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to post Share on other sites
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Raithe 21,253 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Pidesco 1,348 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 9 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to post Share on other sites
BruceVC 2,825 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 How observant are you really ? 1 1 "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to post Share on other sites
Chilloutman 1,615 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 21,253 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 "Simple Tailor, Bolder Spy" 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Chilloutman 1,615 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 3 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to post Share on other sites
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Malcador 7,540 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) 22 minutes ago, InsaneCommander said: Cyberpunk's dev meeting minutes? Edited February 23 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to post Share on other sites
Gorth 3,300 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Not funny per se, more in the "amusing" category. From a beach in northern Queensland (somewhat further north than where I live) “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
Gfted1 6,048 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Ah, the man-o-war. As a kid I remember them washing up on Florida beaches. Beautiful to look at but dont touch! "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to post Share on other sites
Gorth 3,300 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, Gfted1 said: Ah, the man-o-war. As a kid I remember them washing up on Florida beaches. Beautiful to look at but dont touch! Yeah, we even had the harmless marine stingers back in Denmark. Like wallowing around a bit in a patch of stinging nettles, but no lasting damage. That's similar to the bluebottles. But the marine stingers warning (especially in northern Queensland) includes Irukandji and Box Jellyfish which will happily kill you and have you as a seafood option “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 21,253 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
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