Raithe 21,426 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Ah, the memories... 2 Quote "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 9,159 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Who knew that Mikey would go on to help carry a magic ring to a volcano? 2 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
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Raithe 21,426 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Just for the memories... 2 Quote "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Amentep 5,939 Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 9,159 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 The annual Nic Cage I'll star in any pile of garbage to pay for my dinosaur skull collection has produced a whole bunch of terrible movies that are just plain terrible with the occasional B movie gem. Statistically, Willy's Wonderland, which I guess is a 5 Nights at Freddy's knock off, is much more likely to land in the just plain terrible pile than the so bad it's good pile and that trailer did nothing to sway me the other way. Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Gfted1 6,062 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Looks about the same level as Drive Angry, and thats good enough for me. 2 Quote "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to post Share on other sites
the_dog_days 1,581 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I forgot how much Enter the Dragon's plot mimicked a typical James Bond plot. Take out the kung-fu and replace it with a poker tournament and you basically have Casino Royale. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gfted1 6,062 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Cowboys & Aliens Terrible, all 2h15m were terrible. Quote "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 9,159 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 19 hours ago, Gfted1 said: Cowboys & Aliens Terrible, all 2h15m were terrible. I kind of liked Cowboys & Aliens. It wasn't nearly as stupid as I expected it to be given the silly premise. The plot is simple and not weighed down by unnecessary details. The aliens are here to get gold. Why? Who cares it doesn't matter. Our heroes want to rescue their loved ones. That's all you really need for a movie like this. It's a simple stripped-down action-adventure with a silly premise that plays it straight and weirdly that worked for me. Edited January 18 by Keyrock 1 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Gfted1 6,062 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 The final nail in the coffin for me was when: It turns out the cowgirl is yet another kind of alien, that apparently can regenerate from death WHEN THROWN IN A FIRE! Quote "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 9,159 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 I do think C&A would have worked better if the played it campy instead of playing it straight, but I still found it a mildly entertaining action adventure flick. I'm not going to put it in my movie pantheon along with the likes of Yojimbo, Pulp Fiction, and Samurai Cop, mind you. 2 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Hurlsnot 8,225 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Cowboys and Aliens played it straight? I thought it was camp from the start. I enjoyed watching Daniel Craig in a silly role. It is a good break from his Bond work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcador 7,565 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 hours ago, Keyrock said: I'm not going to put it in my movie pantheon along with the likes of Yojimbo, Pulp Fiction, and Samurai Cop, mind you. Hey, wait a minute. Quote Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to post Share on other sites
Achilles 2,335 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, Hurlshot said: I enjoyed watching Daniel Craig in a silly role Did you see Logan Lucky? 1 Quote "Art and song are creations but so are weapons and lies" "Our worst enemies are inventions of the mind. Pleasure. Fear. When we see them for what they are, we become unstoppable." Link to post Share on other sites
Hurlsnot 8,225 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 minutes ago, Achilles said: Did you see Logan Lucky? Yep. He was great in that and Knives Out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Achilles 2,335 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Just now, Hurlshot said: Yep. He was great in that and Knives Out. Knives Out was great...once Quote "Art and song are creations but so are weapons and lies" "Our worst enemies are inventions of the mind. Pleasure. Fear. When we see them for what they are, we become unstoppable." Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 9,159 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 1 hour ago, Malcador said: Hey, wait a minute. I did put Samurai Cop in there for comedic effect, but I do legitimately love that movie. For what it is, it's nearly flawless. I have a love of B movies and Samurai Cop is on the Mount Rushmore of B movies. It's amazingly entertaining. Edited January 18 by Keyrock Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
the_dog_days 1,581 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 37 minutes ago, Keyrock said: I did put Samurai Cop in there for comedic effect, but I do legitimately love that movie. For what it is, it's nearly flawless. I have a love of B movies and Samurai Cop is on the Mount Rushmore of B movies. It's amazingly entertaining. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 9,159 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 1 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,931 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 17 hours ago, Achilles said: Knives Out was great...once I watched Knives Out this week. Very good twists. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcador 7,565 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) 17 hours ago, Keyrock said: I did put Samurai Cop in there for comedic effect, but I do legitimately love that movie. For what it is, it's nearly flawless. I have a love of B movies and Samurai Cop is on the Mount Rushmore of B movies. It's amazingly entertaining. Oh, I agree. Also, has a great intro theme. Not sure which NES game it's from Edited January 19 by Malcador 3 Quote Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to post Share on other sites
LadyCrimson 4,174 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Personally, I think that new Cage movie Willy's looks hilarious. I'm sure the film as a whole will be mediocre at best, but I mean that any scene with Cage one-lineing and beating up whatever will be gold. And I loved Drive Angry ... although I tend to think of that movie as William Fichtner's Drive Angry. Quote “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to post Share on other sites
Achilles 2,335 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 First time hearing about Samurai Cop. Did see Blind Fury an embarrassing number of times. Does that count? Quote "Art and song are creations but so are weapons and lies" "Our worst enemies are inventions of the mind. Pleasure. Fear. When we see them for what they are, we become unstoppable." Link to post Share on other sites
ShadySands 7,777 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Nothing about Blind Fury is embarrassing, not even the car chase scene. 3 1 Quote Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to post Share on other sites
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