Jump to content

Funny Stuff: The Funny Strikes Back


Recommended Posts

104806201_10220365003089727_428151132890

  • Like 1

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Skazz said:

Oh God. I'd love to know the context behind this.

Revenge of the Meth

  • Haha 3

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Link to post
Share on other sites

105040778_10214653320365508_366051501862

  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
  • Gasp! 3

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, Skazz said:

^ I have a confession to make...

I never know how to pronounce "Worcestershire" correctly.

 

  • Thanks 1

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Link to post
Share on other sites

^ Thanks. I must say that your link has inspired me to go down the rabbit hole a little bit, and uh...

I mean, just what on Earth is going on in this video:

 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
  • Sad 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
5 hours ago, Skazz said:

^ I have a confession to make...

I never know how to pronounce "Worcestershire" correctly.

Modern, spoken English is a bit like "simplified English". Seveal old place names have the ces part silent. Like e.g. Leicester. Worcester & Gloucester. (lester, woster and gloster)

 

Edit: There were some quite funny youtube videos a few years ago where non-English speakers were trying to pronounce Leicester (after they won the English Premiere League)

 

Edit2: And you're by far not the only one... an American trying to pronounce English names (Worcester is about the minute mark)

 

  • Like 2

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

Link to post
Share on other sites

104945897_631105827784790_63196388911167

  • Hmmm 1

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Link to post
Share on other sites

9zl3bgfsod751.jpg

  • Like 3
  • Thanks 1
  • Confused 1

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

Link to post
Share on other sites
26 minutes ago, rjshae said:

you-need-to-wash-your-hands-1.jpg

That bathroom must have a pretty tall ceiling to accommodate an ettin.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2

rowsdower_sig.jpg.0f13980282a9229af0f1609eb6dee060.jpg
I wonder if there is beer on the sun

Link to post
Share on other sites

106457984_3319540288090466_6753689739516

  • Like 1
  • Haha 3

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Link to post
Share on other sites

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a ****ty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...