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5 minutes ago, Orogun01 said:

Yeah, cause there's no danger of spores ever spreading and the whole planet being overrun by Orks.

No one ever said the Imperium was run smartly.

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5 minutes ago, Malcador said:

No one ever said the Imperium was run smartly.

Yeah, In actuality all evidence points to the contrary. Seriously though sounds like a good backdrop for a campaing

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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your laws of nature do not apply to me because i didn't study law

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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Posting here because there is no political image. It's just funny.

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On 8/22/2020 at 11:30 AM, InsaneCommander said:

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Yeah, that's worrisome. Louisiana could get clobbered twice, back to back, within days. Probably not a good thing.

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1 hour ago, Raithe said:

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It bothers me that the fire selector on that heavy bolter is on Safe.

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1 hour ago, Azdeus said:

It bothers me that the fire selector on that heavy bolter is on Safe.

i think its single... I doubt they would bother with safe in WH40K

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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1 hour ago, Chilloutman said:

i think its single... I doubt they would bother with safe in WH40K

Given it's 40k, S is probably the "Suicide" option so it detonates and kills you.

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1 hour ago, Chilloutman said:

i think its single... I doubt they would bother with safe in WH40K

It's a heavy bolter, they don't do single :p

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13 hours ago, Azdeus said:

It bothers me that the fire selector on that heavy bolter is on Safe.

The fire selector on a Big Shoota has 2 settings: Dakka and More Dakka. You can't actually switch to the Dakka setting, it's purely cosmetic, and you wouldn't want to since the answer is always More Dakka.

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Americans exposed to Swedish Cuisine. No, not the muppet Swedish Chef kind of cuisine... ;)
 

 

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14 minutes ago, Keyrock said:

The fire selector on a Big Shoota has 2 settings: Dakka and More Dakka. You can't actually switch to the Dakka setting, it's purely cosmetic, and you wouldn't want to since the answer is always More Dakka.

Wow, you'd never think that Orks would have their **** together

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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22 minutes ago, Gorth said:

Americans exposed to Swedish Cuisine. No, not the muppet Swedish Chef kind of cuisine... ;)
 

 

That can looks like it's gone real bad, like it's been stored wrong. I hate surströmming but it should look like any fish fillet

Edit; You can actually see on the thumbnail "Kylkonserv; Skall förvarast kallt (+4c till +6c)"

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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