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It's been like 2 years how many of you ****ers are still alive


Orogun01

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Interesting times to show up :)

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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2 minutes ago, Chilloutman said:

Interesting times to show up :)

I'm not dying (as far as I know) I just  thought it's been a while since I been here and I miss my peeps. 😀

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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You/we sure picked a heck of a time to not be dead.

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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 Ok....should I just die. Seriously, did I miss some tragedy or something?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Counting fingers: 1... 2... 6!   Yes, still alive! :woot:

 

Wait, you've been gone? :huh:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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8 hours ago, Orogun01 said:

Like seriously, who's here that I know.

Well look who decided to class the joint up. Nice to see you again!

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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7 hours ago, IndiraLightfoot said:

This is limbo in chat forum form. 

 

7 hours ago, IndiraLightfoot said:

 Time is always a relative concept,

 

 

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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We're all dead and this is actually purgatory.

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Hi Orog

Nice to hear from you again 😎

 

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Sarex said:

Welcome back, have you seen Oby?

 

8 minutes ago, majestic said:

Did you find Qis in your absence?

;)

Did they run off together? 😱

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12 hours ago, Orogun01 said:

Like seriously, who's here that I know.

No one.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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am disappointed on some level to see oro posting and doing fine. don't get us wrong, is swell and all when a john munch channeling wingnut shows up after a bit o' an absence, but on some level you know he wishes he had been drugged and abducted by government stormtroopers who then waterboarded him ceaselessly for no reason save that they could.

welcome back @Orogun01, but know that if there is any way we might help you achieve the fantasy o' being brutalized by an indifferent State, we will be there for you... from a safe distance.

HA! Good Fun!

 

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....OK I will be posting my extremely painful ritualistic murder that will be interrupted halfway by the FBI on whom I called a bomb threat. Would that be pleasing?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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You go ahead and do that, and please don't forget to stream it live on Twitch, just for that sweet swatting twist, which is perhaps the most insidious practical joke theme I've ever come across, but it's all the rage these days, among the non-boomers. Kappa 

...See, I'm losing my language just picturing it.

*** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***

 

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51 minutes ago, Orogun01 said:

....OK I will be posting my extremely painful ritualistic murder that will be interrupted halfway by the FBI on whom I called a bomb threat. Would that be pleasing?

Can you scream "Free Mumia" as they gun you down ?

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6 minutes ago, Malcador said:

Can you scream "Free Mumia" as they gun you down ?

Top donor for my funeral gets to choose my dying words

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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