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42 minutes ago, Mamoulian War said:

I think, you have forgotten about the champions of balls and dong physics in entertainment industry, the makers Red Dead Redemption 2. Well, it would need little bit of adjustments for smaller than horse proportions, but I believe, they already have all of that in their hands...

Why would it need adjusting for smaller proportions...?

^ Obviously, human and equine dongs may have different amounts of elasticity, rigidity, rebound, etc. Plus, we're dealing with cyberpunk here, so we need to consider partially and fully augmented dongs as well. I expect any developer worth their salt to THOROUGHLY research all aspects for maximum immersion. 

7 hours ago, Mamoulian War said:

I think, you have forgotten about the champions of balls and dong physics in entertainment industry, the makers Red Dead Redemption 2. Well, it would need little bit of adjustments for smaller than horse proportions, but I believe, they already have all of that in their hands...

I admire the imagery you evoke here.

what did I just read

15 hours ago, Mamoulian War said:

I think, you have forgotten about the champions of balls and dong physics in entertainment industry, the makers Red Dead Redemption 2. Well, it would need little bit of adjustments for smaller than horse proportions, but I believe, they already have all of that in their hands...

Wonder if they have mo-capping for it.

14 hours ago, injurai said:

Why would it need adjusting for smaller proportions...?

Isn't this in the Deadpool game? Where he extends his censor bar to "Properly hide" his masculinity?

21 hours ago, Azdeus said:

Conan Exiles comes to mind aswell.

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2020-05-05-cd-projekt-teases-more-cyberpunk-2077-news-coming-in-june

I'd love some kind of podcast or stream, it might hold me over until release. I'm getting quite impatient for something new about that isn't related to crunch.

I wonder if it's just a single slider or multiple sliders or select from a few options

It hurts my immersion if me and my character aren't dong twins

54 minutes ago, ShadySands said:

I wonder if it's just a single slider or multiple sliders or select from a few options

It hurts my immersion if me and my character aren't dong twins

Quite, a girth/width, length/depth and curve slider. Not to mention different base types,  and anal circumference calculations.

8 minutes ago, Azdeus said:

Quite, a girth/width, length/depth and curve slider. Not to mention different base types,  and anal circumference calculations.

This thread is really going places.

Is it good places?

 

I bet this whole genital thing is just blown way out of proportions.

Edited May 7 by Lexx

5 hours ago, Malcador said:

Wonder if they have mo-capping for it.

Yup, they've trademarked some time ago their in-house program, Mo-Cupping .

Next-genital gaming.

39 minutes ago, 213374U said:

This thread pleases Slaanesh

I'm just pleased my post was the genesis of this.

 

When I picked up Yakuza:0 on deep deep sale, I never expected to fall in love with the series so much. 

Same happened with me, when I randomly bought in my local store years and years ago Yakuza 4 on PS 3 from a discount bin After that, It became my favourite game series of all time

Edited May 7 by Mamoulian War

Truth be told, I'm kind of sad that this thread got re-railed.

Sob.

34 minutes ago, Skazz said:

Truth be told, I'm kind of sad that this thread got re-railed.

Sob.

I was really hoping it would derail into even more FATAL references. ;_;

2 hours ago, Azdeus said:

I was really hoping it would derail into even more FATAL references. ;_;

Well...

EDIT: Never mind, I decided to edit the table out. I may have lost a SAN check.

Edited May 8 by Skazz

It's getting hard to read this.

 

^ Badass gangsta granny? Color me interested.

I'm still waiting for Watch_Dogs Legion so that I can make a Golden Girls gang.

Edited May 10 by Keyrock