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"There is something about mayors, politicians and dignitaries that troubles me. They are too fat. They talk too much. And they never think twice about asking men to die for them."

BGen John Buford USA

 

 

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"There is something about mayors, politicians and dignitaries that troubles me. They are too fat. They talk too much. And they never think twice about asking men to die for them."

BGen John Buford USA

 

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"There is something about mayors, politicians and dignitaries that troubles me. They are too fat. They talk too much. And they never think twice about asking men to die for them."

BGen John Buford USA

 

 

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So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 😳


“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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50 minutes ago, Gorth said:

So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 😳

same here


I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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15 hours ago, Gorth said:

So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 😳

 

15 hours ago, the_dog_days said:

That's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with less makeup. Its a joke about her trying to breakup the DNC.

I'm probably missing the joke, but I was under the impression it was Meghan Markle and a reference to her and Harry leaving the royal family... 😐

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58 minutes ago, Amentep said:

 

I'm probably missing the joke, but I was under the impression it was Meghan Markle and a reference to her and Harry leaving the royal family... 😐

Is that who it is? In my defense they do look remarkably similar and the joke works either way. 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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4 hours ago, Gfted1 said:

Wait, you were being serious? :lol:

Beat me to it!

 


"There is something about mayors, politicians and dignitaries that troubles me. They are too fat. They talk too much. And they never think twice about asking men to die for them."

BGen John Buford USA

 

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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1 hour ago, Raithe said:

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Funny way to spell horde...


"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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2 minutes ago, rjshae said:

Funny way to spell horde...

Omg, I remember how much that typo always irritated me in Kotor2 (Vogga’s “horde”) 😂


“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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A certain part of her, yes.

Decades ago I was at a flea market in Jacksonville FL and one of the vendors was selling incense. There had to be 50 different plastic bottles, each holding dozens of incense sticks, each with some scent written on the side. One of those bottles was labeled the slang name for a kitty cat. It was completely sold out. :lol:  


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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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