Amentep Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 PRevious thread - Bring your funny, put it here. 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 1 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teknoman2 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 3 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneCommander Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) Edited July 31, 2019 by Skarpen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 So this guy gets into a terrible car accident and is killed. He finds himself in Hell facing the Devil. The Devil says to him "This is your lucky day. I'm going to give you one chance to get out of hell. All you have to do is complete three challenges" The Devil gestures to three doors behind him "Behind the fist door is a large jug of the nastiest, most foul tasting whisky we have ever made. You must drink it all, one pull, no vomiting. Behind the second door is an angry lion with a sore tooth. You must pull out the tooth. Behind the third door is a crazed nymphomaniac. You must completely satisfy her. Do all three and I'll release you from hell" The man figured he's give it his best shot. He opened door number one, grabbed the jug with two hands and started chugging. He had some difficulty but got it all down. He staggered drunkenly to the second door, went in and closed it behind him with a slam. From behind the door came the most awful commotion. There was roaring, screaming, growling and thumping... then quiet. The man staggered back out, clothes ripped and bleeding from hundreds of scratches. "Awright Dhevil..." He slurred "Wheresh dat girl with the sore tooth?" 1 6 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 7 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, Raithe said: I want that on a T-shirt. 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 6 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleArmadillo0 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 2 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 3 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?" 1 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 7 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 8 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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