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Welcome back. I thought I had a few of those images stored somewhere but now I cant find them.


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Yeah I can't find them either.  I can't remember who used to have them as well.

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I'm a kindergarten teacher, or whatever the correct term in English is. My kindergarten section has children from 4-5 years old, and I spend my days playing cards, soccer, and going on long hikes with the kids. Basically I just try to spend as much time as possible outdoors - so I can spend the rest of my day in front of the computer/tv with a clean conscience!

 

I have a bachelor's degree + 2 years of pedagogy.

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Let's just say I'm living the weeb dream.

You test anime body pillows? I'm so envious. Talking about living the dream.

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Yep! I always loved "you lose". :lol:

 

I always liked "This Thread Sucks" and "Drama!".  "You lose" and "Nice theory" were also good.  Well they were all good I guess.

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"Drama!" was always my favorite. However, today I needed "Please bury this thread."

 

I do feel like there are a few missing, probably the ones which are probably not politically correct anymore :(

 

Anyway, my mortal shell works as a senior business analyst/product owner in a moderate-sized software company these days. I tried to get as far away from programming as I could while still remaining in the industry.


There are no doors in Jefferson that are "special game locked" doors. There are no characters in that game that you can kill that will result in the game ending prematurely.

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Hey Sammael, welcome back!


"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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I'm a professor of international relations coasting towards retirement. Meanwhile I try to spend as much of my time as possible on my passions of (not in any particular order) gardening, craft beer, playing cRPGs, and listening to my large collection of CDs.

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I do law stuff for the feds. 

 

am kinda an opposite number to enoch as am doing law stuff to mildly annoy the state.

 

a wee bit sweary

 

 

 

 

most days, our profession is to let lou (the government) beat on us 'til he becomes exhausted or so frustrated as to make capitulation a reasonable course o' action.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps doesn't pay well but at least we lose the respect o' our professional peers. 

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"Those who won our independence by revolution were not cowards. They did not fear political change. They did not exalt order at the cost of liberty. To courageous, self-reliant men, with confidence in the power of free and fearless reasoning applied through the processes of popular government, no danger flowing from speech can be deemed clear and present, unless the incidence of the evil apprehended is so imminent that it may befall before there is opportunity for full discussion. If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."--Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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Afyer years of dominating the mid level beer leagues, I now dominate mid-pack triathlons. Sometimes I teach stuff, but that's just a hobby.

 

I became Danish Hurlshot apparently.

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I do law stuff for the feds. 

 

am kinda an opposite number to enoch as am doing law stuff to mildly annoy the state.

 

a wee bit sweary

 

 

 

 

most days, our profession is to let lou (the government) beat on us 'til he becomes exhausted or so frustrated as to make capitulation a reasonable course o' action.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps doesn't pay well but at least we lose the respect o' our professional peers. 

 

 

I do stuff for the people who do law stuff.

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I look at other peoples work and tell them it doesn't work and then listen to them explain to me why it does work.

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I do law stuff for the feds.

am kinda an opposite number to enoch as am doing law stuff to mildly annoy the state.

 

a wee bit sweary

 

 

 

 

most days, our profession is to let lou (the government) beat on us 'til he becomes exhausted or so frustrated as to make capitulation a reasonable course o' action.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps doesn't pay well but at least we lose the respect o' our professional peers.

 

 

I do stuff for the people who do law stuff.

 

You're a criminal?

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I look at other peoples work and tell them it doesn't work and then listen to them explain to me why it does work.

 

I am also in QA business

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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But really I do L1-3 support, which is sometimes fun but mostly frustration.


Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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But really I do L1-3 support, which is sometimes fun but mostly frustration.

 

Did they try to turn it off an on again?

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Well first thing I always ask is if they can reproduce it. Because I can't due to my company's terrible documentation I don't know how it works.


Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Well first thing I always ask is if they can reproduce it. Because I can't due to my company's terrible documentation I don't know how it works.

 

It was reference to this:

 

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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I do law stuff for the feds.

am kinda an opposite number to enoch as am doing law stuff to mildly annoy the state. a wee bit sweary 

 most days, our profession is to let lou (the government) beat on us 'til he becomes exhausted or so frustrated as to make capitulation a reasonable course o' action. HA! Good Fun! ps doesn't pay well but at least we lose the respect o' our professional peers.

 I do stuff for the people who do law stuff.
You're a criminal?

Aren't we all?


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I actually felt so embarassed about making this topic cos I was drunk.

 

Surprised it has so many replies... but yeah... nice one everyone. Thanks for making me feel less guilty. I like it.

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