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IMPS TAKE OVER DEADFIRE. RULES FOR IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY.

 

1. NO TELL ARKEMYR ABOUT IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY.

2. FIRST RULE.

5. NO LOWERCASE.

7. BAD GRAMMAR. POOR SYNTAX. FEW ADVERBS. NO PRONOUNS. UNLESS NEMNOK.

4. NO GROUNDMEATS.

 

INTRODUCE TO OTHER IMPS. SHRIEKING DIMWIT SERVE ARKEMYR FOR THREE MONTHS. ARKEMYR TRY ZAP SHRIEKING DIMWIT FOR USING SCRYING POOL AS TOILET. AGAIN.

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BRING BACK VORCHA! PROTHEAN LIKE YA! 

 

WAIT

 

WRONG GAME ARGHHHHHHHHH! 

 

:lol:

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I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?

 

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Watcher : and who are you supposed to be ? 

 

Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA !!

 

Watcher: Wanna come with ? I feed you.....

 

Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA ! 

 

Watcher : Was that a yes ? 

 

Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA ! 

 

Éder: Who is the cutest imp ever  :wub:  :wub:

 

Imp : GNA GNA GNA 

 

Éder: ARGH! It chewing...NO! DON't ! HALP! 

 

:brows:

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I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?

 

Elderly Hive Dweller

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