Tagaziel 702 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Which raises another question, if they did, is Eothas perpetually 'rock-hard'? If not, can the floppy adra bit become as such at will? If so, is it an effective counter for enemy naval units? 1 Quote [ The Vault ] [ The Wasteland Wiki ] [ Pillars of Eternity Wiki ] [ Tyranny Wiki ] My, that's a whole lot of wikis! Why, thank you, I love them. Link to post Share on other sites
anathanielh 357 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Especially considering he's walking around butt-naked through entire continents right now.Which raises the question: Did the ancient Engwithans sculpt a shaft for the statue of Maros Nua?Which raises another question, if they did, is Eothas perpetually 'rock-hard'? Spoiler: He attacks with his junk in the final fight. It instakills your entire party unless you have some form of protection 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boeroer 15,408 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 You have to wrap a big piece of waxed sailcloth around it OR summon a holographic illusion of nude Durance (aka Nudurance) 5 Quote Deadfire Community Patch: Nexus Mods Link to post Share on other sites
Skazz 1,937 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 You have to wrap a big piece of waxed sailcloth around it OR summon a holographic illusion of nude Durance (aka Nudurance) 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juodas Varnas 1,263 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 You have to wrap a big piece of waxed sailcloth around it OR summon a holographic illusion of nude Durance (aka Nudurance) 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheisEjsing 2,029 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 So, you made me into a meme... 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fortuntek 282 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 ...I like the sudden turn this thread has taken. Have you guys been taking notes from Aarik? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,923 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) Edited May 27, 2018 by InsaneCommander 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anathanielh 357 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 If they close this thread, then I will have lost my purpose. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
injurai 3,507 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Imo, if Obsidian does patch in the fix, which it sounds like they will. They should have a console only toggle to revert the change. Pretty sure never-undies Mirke is now the official community head canon. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tagaziel 702 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) But what if you are also sailing a junk? (also, this thread is life) Also, #teamnudemirke Edited May 27, 2018 by Tagaziel 4 Quote [ The Vault ] [ The Wasteland Wiki ] [ Pillars of Eternity Wiki ] [ Tyranny Wiki ] My, that's a whole lot of wikis! Why, thank you, I love them. Link to post Share on other sites
Boeroer 15,408 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Mirke, the only true "wild" orlan. 6 Quote Deadfire Community Patch: Nexus Mods Link to post Share on other sites
fortuntek 282 Posted May 27, 2018 Author Share Posted May 27, 2018 Mirke, the only true "wild" orlan. If anything, things were a little *cough* wild than you'd expect Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Hieronymous Alloy 1,249 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Especially considering he's walking around butt-naked through entire continents right now. Which raises the question: Did the ancient Engwithans sculpt a shaft for the statue of Maros Nua? I find myself posting this a lot lately: https://i.imgur.com/pY9dZd3.jpg 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skazz 1,937 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I'm fifty two percent sure Doctor Manhattan never said that... ...did he? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Hieronymous Alloy 1,249 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I'm fifty two percent sure Doctor Manhattan never said that... ...did he? Oh, from here originally: http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/watchmen-funnies/1/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skazz 1,937 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 "What's that smell? And who's crying?" Oh God. I think I'm dead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
drael6464 45 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Huh, I thought orlans were supposed to be furrier. She's a meadow orlan. It's the forest orlans that are furry. Or as the SLAVE MASTERS say, Hearth Orlans and Wild Orlans. Isn't she the same type as Serafen? He sure looks furrier than her, she looks like a small blue human or elf. Could be the effect of orlan testosterone. Maybe the boys are furrier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tagaziel 702 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Or maybe Mirke just shaves. Quote [ The Vault ] [ The Wasteland Wiki ] [ Pillars of Eternity Wiki ] [ Tyranny Wiki ] My, that's a whole lot of wikis! Why, thank you, I love them. Link to post Share on other sites
Juodas Varnas 1,263 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Or maybe Mirke just shaves. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Hieronymous Alloy 1,249 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 The game lore and especially the game art is somewhat inconsistent as to exactly how hairy "hearth" and "wild" orlans actually are. Some "hearth orlans" are very furry, some are just people with ears. It may just be that there's a lot of person to person variation. The PC hearth orlan default texture has a light furry texture even on the face etc., but it's only really visible if you look closely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheisEjsing 2,029 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) Or maybe Mirke just shaves. Have you tried to shave when you're drunk like Mirke? Can't recomment it. Especially not the southern parts! Edited May 27, 2018 by TheisEjsing 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anathanielh 357 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 What if mirke is half woodelf and half orlan? No hair but with orlan body. I request that this be canon! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PangaeaACDC 216 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Wood, huh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tagaziel 702 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Have you tried to shave when you're drunk like Mirke? Can't recomment it. Especially not the southern parts! That's why she's a monk. 2 Quote [ The Vault ] [ The Wasteland Wiki ] [ Pillars of Eternity Wiki ] [ Tyranny Wiki ] My, that's a whole lot of wikis! Why, thank you, I love them. Link to post Share on other sites
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