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Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

Nah - don't shoot your bolt! What if something really annoying happens and you can't get any more angry? Having anger overflow is such a waste...

 

Don't start with the high levels of angry. You want to ease into the rage - be able to step up your angry game.

 

Start with "I would have been a tad angry" if you had seen naked Mirke. Then, for example if idiotic Obsidian adds nipples to the model, you can ramp it up to "I feel I'm getting genuinely angry". After that, once the perverts at Obsidian really want to mess with you and introduce a unique club in the shape of a johnson bar you could finally be "VERY angry" and stomp on your religious symbol of choice or so. Rumpelstilskin-style - oldie but goldie.

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Deadfire Community Patch: Nexus Mods

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Decided to play her naked as Monk/Rogue. She kills everything, Furry of Blows in an endless loop flavoured with rogue attacks and passives. Best member of my group. There's something I'm doing wrong when choosing my equipment, I guess.

I've been having good success with her as a Fighter/Rogue (Brawler), alternating between fists and daggers. Pukestabber is her weapon of choice for obvious reasons, though I can't complete its enchantments because bloatbelly eel seems ludicrously rare.

 

 

Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

 

On a related topic: instead of having them be in underwear or lioncloth when their armor is unequipped, how about each character receive a "default" garb when you don't give them any armor? A char with vailian origins will have valian garb, a pirate would have pirate-y clothing, a barbarian would have animal pelts, etc.

While we're at it, Pallegina should come equipped with a hood or mask by default. Those nictitating membranes lead to idle, impure thoughts.

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Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

 

On a related topic: instead of having them be in underwear or lioncloth when their armor is unequipped, how about each character receive a "default" garb when you don't give them any armor? A char with vailian origins will have valian garb, a pirate would have pirate-y clothing, a barbarian would have animal pelts, etc.

Is the idea of somebody wearing the equivalent of a bathing suit really that offensive?

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Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

 

On a related topic: instead of having them be in underwear or lioncloth when their armor is unequipped, how about each character receive a "default" garb when you don't give them any armor? A char with vailian origins will have valian garb, a pirate would have pirate-y clothing, a barbarian would have animal pelts, etc.

 

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Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

 

On a related topic: instead of having them be in underwear or lioncloth when their armor is unequipped, how about each character receive a "default" garb when you don't give them any armor? A char with vailian origins will have valian garb, a pirate would have pirate-y clothing, a barbarian would have animal pelts, etc.

 

I'm happy for you, almost lost your purity.

 

Btw... why did God make the idiotic choice of having nudes to begin with? Could have just made everyone never-nudes. Taking that a step-further to never-undergarments is a whole new level, I could learn a thing or to from you.

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Is she naked or not? If she's not, I won't install the patch. Naked-Monk-Mirke is an essential part of my group of pirate idiots as much as Squid-Aloth and Ethno-Eder. Fishboy doesn't need a thing. He's Fishboy already.

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Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

 

On a related topic: instead of having them be in underwear or lioncloth when their armor is unequipped, how about each character receive a "default" garb when you don't give them any armor? A char with vailian origins will have valian garb, a pirate would have pirate-y clothing, a barbarian would have animal pelts, etc.

 

Yeah, who doesn't know that? Naked people make me angry too. Every time I see a nipple it makes me wanna kill a hooker. Perfectly healthy reaction, if you ask me.

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Is she naked or not? If she's not, I won't install the patch. Naked-Monk-Mirke is an essential part of my group of pirate idiots as much as Squid-Aloth and Ethno-Eder. Fishboy doesn't need a thing. He's Fishboy already.

 

Pics! We need pics! Give us pics!

The owls are not what they seem.

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Pics! We need pics! Give us pics!

 

Seriously? Mirke is just naked, equipped with pukestabber and the small monk-shield. Aloth uses Squids Grasp and has a lot of squid-like spells in his book. You know everything that makes a cloud, blinds or lets him escape or confuse people. And he has 21-22 intelligence and still growing. Eder wears a lot of Huana stuff, like a turtle shield, the BIB-sword and a strange scale armor. Looks like a complete idiot.

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Luckily I did not encounter this. I would have been VERY angry had I discovered this by accident. To the developers: this is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude character models was idiotic to begin with, but having a playable character surprise-flash you when you're organizing their inventory is orders of magnitude worse.

The naked  rat-person that is your profile-pic makes me VERY angry. This is an absolutely idiotic choice. Having nude pics was idiotic to begin with, but having a profile-pic surprise-flash you when you're visiting the forum is orders of magnitude worse.

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We need an anti-nudism berserker subclass. If Mirke is in the party you can use the megafrenzy ability and get these exclusive inspirations:

 

- Atomic: +25 might, +10 penetration, interrupt enemies on crit, hit or graze

- Indestructible: +25 constitution, +10 armor, instantaneous regeneration

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does anyone knows how to enable all party characters to be full naked when you take off their armor? is there a mod for it? 

 

now, now.. inb4 i'm pervert and i should go watch porn. and no i don't need to. i'm no pervert and dont need to because i have social RL and i have a partner. i've seen real skin and nips where you basement dwellers don't need to instruct me what i need to or not need to see in a fantasy game.

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does anyone knows how to enable all party characters to be full naked when you take off their armor? is there a mod for it? 

 

now, now.. inb4 i'm pervert and i should go watch porn. and no i don't need to. i'm no pervert and dont need to because i have social RL and i have a partner. i've seen real skin and nips where you basement dwellers don't need to instruct me what i need to or not need to see in a fantasy game.

****, I was engaged for five years and during that entire time, I was *still* watching porn. This day and age, you still think porn is only for sad, lonely basement dwelling virgins?

 

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does anyone knows how to enable all party characters to be full naked when you take off their armor? is there a mod for it?

Sure. Just put this file in your override folder.

 

 

https://ufile.io/hcyxi

 

Alternatively, if you want to achieve this while using other mods that change the characters.gamedatabundle file, just search in it for "NudeBodyVisualData" and set it to

"NudeBodyVisualData": "prefabs/items/appearance/body/cl/cl33/a_cl33_v03.asset", 
 
Voilà.
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