Laozi

Whats this about lesbians?

Go take some pills, Pillhead

I don't care how high it will make me, I'm not sticking weed up my ass.

I noticed you didn't say what part of you smelled like puppy, perv.

Yeah, saw the Buffy musical episode

Not so bad thanks to valium, but I had the burning stomach of allah this morning.

Being a poor speller gives him streetcred

In Sitka, because they are fond of them,

People have named the seals. Every seal

is named Earl because they are killed one

after another by the orca, the killer

whale; seal bodies tossed left and right

into the air. "At least he didn't get

Earl," someone says. And sure enough,

after a time, that same friendly,

bewhiskered face bobs to the surface

::Read in reverse::

It's Earl again. Well, how else are you

to live except by denial, by some

palatable fiction, some little song to

sing while the inevitable, the black and

white blindsiding fact, comes hurtling

toward you out of the deep?

Think of every town you lived in

Austin was very hoopla. The show was the best I've been to in quite some time and I did a bunch of booze and drugs and all that good stuff.

Whats up, Pilgrim?

Remember that time we got liquored up and decided to go out and have sex with men? You were so money that night, I still can't believe mine turned out to be a tranny. I swear I would have told you if I knew. Atleast your night wasn't ruined by having sex with a woman.

Hey now! Hey now!

Iko, Iko, unday

Giacomo feeno ai nan?

Giacomo fee nan?

so hypothetically, if I were in Vancouver in a month or so, you could contact some people and get me the line on the primo bacon, right?

well I don't care for the city, I came here on the train

What is society built on?

your close, its words

Yeah, I'm thinking Roger Clements vs. Karl Malone in a no holds barred douche off

I need to get your address so I can get the lady at the post office to handle your package, haw haw

Did you get that thing I sent you?

man, those dogs can smell anything

So where's the pictures of you and your hat?

Bowie

Fear is just false evidence appearing real