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Daaave's not here, man.

Delete the comments. You know you want to.

Deraldin is A-okay in my book. And considering that I *hate* everybody, that means something.

Do not worry Omelette. I'm here to protect you from these heathens!

Do you like Pokeymanz?

Do you want me to beat them up, Omelette?

Do your male friends wear pink frilly dresses, by any chance?

Does not compute. Omelette would never say such a horrible thing about me. :'(

Don't draw party lines. Most republicans I know are looking towards Obama. He interests me, as well. Giuliani's too much of a Bush backer and would probably continue with many of the same rights and privacy invasions Bush is criticized for.

Don't forget to vote!

DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

Don't mind him, he's a little slow.

Down, Archie, down! *hits Archie with a rolled up newspaper*

Everyone is a stalker. That's true. That's the second rule of the internet. However, the first rule of the internet is that there are no girls. And I'll be danged if I'll stalk a guy.

Everyone loves dogs, right? I'm not being insulted, am I?

Everything around you says Sooners? Get out of my comment box!

Except Xard I'm guessing might be closer to... 22?

Fair enough, Archie. I am unforgettable to women.

Feelings? I only have two feelings? Crazy and unconscious. And I hate the latter.

For some reason, all your comments require approval.

Generally, I prefer woman who don't have armpits. But I consider their lack more of a bonus than a necessity.

Get offa my lawn.

Girls are icky.

Giuliani? Why do you hate freedom?

Good luck applying to colleges.