Tale

Am I going to have to arrange some mediation between you two?

And don't you think we aren't happier for it!

And I mean that in the bad, not good, way.

Another 17 year old on this forum? I'm too young to feel this old.

Apparently Krookie says you two aren't friends. What do you say to that?

Archibald was banned? That's awesome.

Archie is drunk again.

Architect, want to know what helps?

Are you gonna eat that cat?

Are you still harassing Omelette, Archie? Don't make me take my belt off!

Are you sure?

Are you trying to steal Archie away from me you housebreaking hussy?

ARGH!

At this rate I'm going to have half the forums on ignore pretty soon. It's fun.

Avert your eyes Omelette. It's not for the faint.

babydol, let us run away together. Away from all this insanity and those who stand between us. We'll sprint away to the wilderness of the web where we can build a love forum just for the two of us. Pack lightly, I can hunt all the HTML and PHP we need to survive.

Bag on her head? I see that you're a glass if half full kind of guy.

Because it is. Prove me wrong!

Bloody perverted Nords.

Bunch of killjoys around here.

Burn?

But, I am a girl. Don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

Candidate? Oooh, is there going to be a contest? I hope it's trivia based.

Cry more, Architect.

Curse you and your heart full of neutrality!