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I think Deadpool is super unfunny.


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I think your face is super unfunny.   :ermm:


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My daughter's joke of the day

I went to the zoo, all they had was one dog, it was a ****zu.
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I think your face is super unfunny.   :ermm:

But... But it's a cat with a moustache and a top hat!! :(


Edited by algroth, 12 September 2017 - 03:33 PM.


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Indeed.

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.


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Indeed.

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

 

 

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One for the real internet oldies. ;)


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One for the real internet oldies. ;)

 

 

To post or not to post, that is the question

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of people labeling a 2000 meme as being one for the 'real internet oldies'

Or make commentary against a sea of misattributed apocryphal Polish Fighter Pilot stories, and by replying end them.

To post, to write no more, and by ignoring do we end the two unnatural triggerings this thread is heir to?

'tis a consummation to be devoutly wished.

To ignore to leave; to get more such comments elsewhere- aye, there's the rub

for in the ignoring of such comments what further posts may come elsewhere when we have tabbed out of this accursed thread must leave the back button unpressed.

 

(literally shaking, but might be my advanced age to blame)

 

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I saw Spike Milligan tell this story on TV. Really funny guy! :)

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the police stops a guy in the street and tells him that they have been tailing him for the last 400km and that he was the only driver who has not committed a single infraction on the way, not even a minor one, so they will award him with a prize of 5000 euros. they ask him what he plans to do with the money and he says

"i'll use it to get a driver's licence"

his wife noticed his blunder and tried to cover it up by saying

"don't mind his ramblings, he's drunk"

meanwhile her father in the back seat who was hard of hearing and didn't know what was happening shouted

"i told you it was a bad idea to make the trip in a stolen car"

 

and suddenly there is a faint voice heard from inside the trunk of the car

"is it the border yet?"



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"This Scotsman moves to the United States. He goes to his first baseball game but doesn’t understand it. When a runner hits a ground ball, he watches the crowd yelling for the player to run. When the next player does the same thing, he joins in. Then the next guy gets up to bat and the pitcher throws three balls and a strike. The last pitch is a ball and the batter drops his bat and starts to walk to first base. The Scotsman, completely confused, jumps up and yells ‘What are ya doing? Run it out, laddie!’ A guy in the stands explains it to him: ‘He doesn’t have to run; he’s got four balls.’ So the bewildered Scotsman yells out, ‘Walk with pride, lad, walk with pride.”


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Apologies to Bill S for the bastardisation. Kind of obligated to complain about the Bader story, since I did in the military thread and it's been done better without dragging a real life person into it. Still, fits better here.
 
But Dawson_crying.jpg? It isn't that old yet it makes me realise that Dawson's Creek is nearly 20 years ago yet my internet history goes back well before that. Next thing I'm going to be buying adult nappies and telling kids to get off my lawn.[/spoiler]

 

I haven't even seen a single episode of Dawson's Creek (nor did I know when it originally aired until now). Blame the meme maker for not using period appropriate pieces. :cat:



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