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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the (Obsidian) Forum


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Old Thread
 
For those who are all about the guffaws, a new thread.


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Woops, wrong thread.


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A bloke walks into a brothel and says:- "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The madam replies: "£60". "Wow, what do I get for that?" he says. She says: "A season ticket at Highbury Stadium , and an Arsenal shirt "


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So with all the scandinavians we have on the boards.. just how true is this? ;)

 

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So with all the scandinavians we have on the boards.. just how true is this? ;)

 

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I can attest for the Swedish atleast, that it is true. :)

 

Though we do use "pojkvän"(Boyfriend) and "flickvän"(Girlfriend) aswell.



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The Danish one sounds about right too (archaic spelling though. The 'j' isn't really used anymore)

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A bloke walks into a brothel and says:- "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The madam replies: "£60". "Wow, what do I get for that?" he says. She says: "A season ticket at Highbury Stadium , and an Arsenal shirt "


Eh. Not as if the club is Leeds.

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the police stops a guy in the street and tells him that they have been tailing him for the last 400km and that he was the only driver who has not committed a single infraction on the way, not even a minor one, so they will award him with a prize of 5000 euros. they ask him what he plans to do with the money and he says

"i'll use it to get a driver's licence"

his wife noticed his blunder and tried to cover it up by saying

"don't mind his ramblings, he's drunk"

meanwhile her father in the back seat who was hard of hearing and didn't know what was happening shouted

"i told you it was a bad idea to make the trip in a stolen car"


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So with all the scandinavians we have on the boards.. just how true is this? ;)

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I can attest for the Swedish atleast, that it is true. :)

Though we do use "pojkvän"(Boyfriend) and "flickvän"(Girlfriend) aswell.

The Finnish one isn't though - it means 'twig' and is slang for the male genitalia. But I suppose calling your loved one a **** is Finnish enough :)
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*does that innocent whistle thing*

 

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*does that innocent whistle thing*

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that's a misconception though since feeding cattle and then eating their meat needs way more farm land than simply eating the damn plants.

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*does that innocent whistle thing*

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that's a misconception though since feeding cattle and then eating their meat needs way more farm land than simply eating the damn plants.

So where is the misconception part?

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Old school security system?

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