Raithe Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Thats not the loons, thats the official peta website! Weird though that theres no mention of testicles and the (presumably) delicious recipes derived from. Surely its just an oversight. Yeah but PETA isn't the same as your SPCA but both are part of animal rights movements. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majestic Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 (edited) Thats not the loons, thats the official peta website! Weird though that theres no mention of testicles and the (presumably) delicious recipes derived from. Surely its just an oversight. Oi, no mention about how the ejaculate is acquired or tested. Poor bulls get to mount fake cows after being turned on by real ones or have massive anal probes inserted for electrical stimulation to induce ejaculation (well after someone had half their arm up their butt). Yeah. Industrial scale dairy farming isn't exactly nice, but it's not a picknick for the bulls either. Awesome topic by the by. Edited August 8, 2017 by majestic No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Yeah but PETA isn't the same as your SPCA but both are part of animal rights movements. Youre right! I think I was confusing the two organizations. Peta are cray cray. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Yeah but PETA isn't the same as your SPCA but both are part of animal rights movements.Youre right! I think I was confusing the two organizations. Peta are cray cray. Well as I said, it depends on how wide your definition is Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 an 80 year old white man married a 25 year old white girl after a year she gave birth to a boy and the nurse asked the man "how did you do it at this age?" to which he replied "i keep the tools well oiled" a year later she gave birth to a girl and the nurse asked again "do you really have it in you to make kids at this age?" and he replied "as i said, i keep the tools well oiled" the next year she gave birth again and the nurse came to him and said "you forgot to change oil this time and the child came out black" Come on. A rape joke? Seriously? As a Cultural Marxist and member of the Frankfurt School I have to agree with you. This is a terrible joke because it is racist, sexist and surely somehow also transphobic. Seriously though, it might not imply rape but maybe just his wife cheating on him (?). 1 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneckdevil Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) Okay, it's about his young wife cheating on him...thats it. I don't see where rape would come from. Edited August 9, 2017 by redneckdevil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneckdevil Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 an 80 year old white man married a 25 year old white girl after a year she gave birth to a boy and the nurse asked the man "how did you do it at this age?" to which he replied "i keep the tools well oiled" a year later she gave birth to a girl and the nurse asked again "do you really have it in you to make kids at this age?" and he replied "as i said, i keep the tools well oiled" the next year she gave birth again and the nurse came to him and said "you forgot to change oil this time and the child came out black" Come on. A rape joke? Seriously?As a Cultural Marxist and member of the Frankfurt School I have to agree with you. This is a terrible joke because it is racist, sexist and surely somehow also transphobic. Seriously though, it might not imply rape but maybe just his wife cheating on him (?). Took me a sec, but our young Ben has a sense of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Okay, it's about his young wife cheating on him...thats it. I don't see where rape would come from. you see, sharp one is so used to the idea of migrants (who are sometimes of a dark colour, though not always black) being connected to rape that he makes this connection himself automatically. Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted August 9, 2017 Author Share Posted August 9, 2017 Funny, we get more Polish migrants than Syrian migrants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 My neighbor is a Polish immigrant. Great guy. When hes communicating in English, he talks (and texts) like Ivan Drago, even though hes been here for years. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Well, PETA is the agency that complained to Games Workshop over the prevalence of fur-wearing characters in all the art - most notably a certain chapter of Space Marines. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aluminiumtrioxid Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Well, PETA is the agency that complained to Games Workshop over the prevalence of fur-wearing characters in all the art - most notably a certain chapter of Space Marines. to be fair space yiffs were a mistake 1 "Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 5 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Well, PETA is the agency that complained to Games Workshop over the prevalence of fur-wearing characters in all the art - most notably a certain chapter of Space Marines. Space Wolves? 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Maybe they SHOULD try to send Dennis Rodman to calm Kim Jong-Un down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s.”The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks, “Just the four of you?”The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No senor, we are the last four. The other 21 million are already there." 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I dont get it. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I dont get it. I also don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 i think its reference to star wars? I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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