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Favorite joke? (spoilers!)


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Doesn't seem to be a lot of discussion going on so I thought I'd kick off something. :)

 

If you've played through the game, what was your favorite joke? I know there's a lot of them so it might be hard to pick one...

 

Personally my favorite joke was always "Enchirito Mark"... the "blep!" noise he makes when he gets shot in the head always made me bust out laughing for whatever reason. Later on when I found out you could actually go up and loot his corpse after the cutscene, while his wife continues to say "Mark?", I fell out of my chair laughing...


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Bart level 10, jokes about mothers. Very funny.



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Runners up:

 

Enchirito Mark

Christmas Critters

Abortion mini-game

Canada being a foreign land full of strange graphics

 

Winners:

 

Taco Bell Green Sauce discussion

Morgan Freeman exposition

The Pirate faction locked content (at least this is how I interpreted it)



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Kenny's betrayal and the exposition by Morgan Freeman

Abortion clinic doctor getting shot for being German

The graphics in Canada

Taco Bell Green sauce

The fight against Gnome Warlock

 

and many many more :)



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I have to say the graphics in Canada is definitely in my top 5.

That and the "Let's Beat Up Clyde" cutscene.


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The second night where you fight the gnomes while the parents are having sex behind/above you. That was just all kinds of wrong, really hilarious.

 

I also loved the zombie nazi cats for some reason.



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Oh and I forgot the moment when all of the kids just charge through Clyde's door when his dad opens the door



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Mahou shoujou Princess Kenny anime opening made me laugh uncontrollably. Even my keyboard is covered with saliva. I did NOT expect that hahahahaha.
 


Edited by exodiark, 09 March 2014 - 06:12 AM.


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Taco Bell Green Sauce discussion

 

Almost forgot about that one... I watched it a bunch of times while working on Chef. That was a good scene, haha. 

 

Some other scenes I loved from Clyde's fort was Randy saying "Oh, it's my favorite kid!" and kneeling in front of the New Kid instead of Stan... and the only cutscene in the game you can't skip, which also happens to be the longest. "Can we skip this? Can we like, press the skip button or something?" "Oh, you don't want to skip this."


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"NAZI ZOMBIE PRINCESS KENNY!" - I dont know why...it just makes me smile when cartmen shouts it
The Ultima style graphics of canada. - Im such an oldschool gamer. I saw the flag waving and couldnt stop smiling all the way through
 

I think my fav line though was the prince
"Shhh,...you.....Shhh"



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There are two that get me every time:

 

1) Dr. Poonlover's use of the word, "****-trash".

 

2) The finale of Underwear Gnome boss fight.



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I got my girlfriend playing and saying man bear pig just breaks her out in to uncontrolled laughter.

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in no particular order

 

1. chorito mark

2. 'hmmm now what would someone throw in the trash at an abortion clinic?'

3. Terrence and Phillip in the Matrix

4. 8 bit Canada

5. ahhh Jeasus Christ!

6. its the olden times Clyde, thats how they fought, by taking turns

7. Morgan Freeman

8. The impossible simon says when Randy gets anal probed really aggressively...too aggressive.....*shudder*

9. Stan's Closet

10. Battle on your parents bed while they do it doggy style over you

11. Sparkle...Sunshine!



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I'd say the funniest moment is performing an abortion on Randy with Hasslehoff's smile, while Christmas time comes once a year is playing...



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And the best summon animation is Mr. Hankey.



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Abortion Clinic -- Getting killed for being German

PP points, the jokes about turn-based combat

The whole underwear gnomes thing

And some more..



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Biggest joke for me is they felt the game was too long and cut it down... Hahahahaha.
An rpg can never be too long.

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Just, everything about Butters. Especially after you friend his dad on Facebook.

 

Also: "Oh, and let's see. Who do we know that can turn really small, and can perform abortions?"

I watched that for a few minutes.


Edited by babaganoosh13, 12 March 2014 - 01:19 PM.


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I'd say the funniest moment is performing an abortion on Randy with Hasslehoff's smile, while Christmas time comes once a year is playing...

I have a screen shot of this (except it's the snook) if you're in need of a new wallpaper :)



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Favorite: "AAAH! NAZI ZOMBIE PRINCESS KINNY!" and Nazi Zombie Chef. These moments made me choke with laughter.

 

Funny but not favorite: "Work all night, work all day, search for underpants, hey- OH **** HE'S AWAKE! AW ****! Well, I guess we gotta kill him!" and "THAT WAS YOUR ONE GOD-DAMNED JOB, CLYDE! TO GUARD THE STICK OF ****ING TRUTH!"






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