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Every Steven Seagal movie ever made.

 

http://www.everystevenseagalmovie.com/

 

For example:

 

My Giant

(1998)

 

"Steven Seagal plays himself in a movie about Billy Crystal being a bad father and having a tall friend."

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I didn't know that movie was a thing, so I had assumed the blog was probably just a bunch of photoshopped movie posters with Steven Seagal substituted in for various other actors (e.g. Steven Seagal as the title character in Home Alone). But no, it's the real thing. Huh.

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I'm embarrassed to say I've seen all his movies. Every single one. :(

 

You right that is embarrassing, and you quite comfortable acknowledging it in a public forum. Have you no shame

 

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I'm embarrassed to say I've seen all his movies. Every single one. :(

 

How many hours is that? I bet you could have learned French in the same time.

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How many hours is that? I bet you could have learned French in the same time.

 

I didn't learn French, but what I did learn is you can combine the movie titles and make out a Steven Seagal movie plot. Such as the example below:

 

My giant the Glimmer Man, on deadly ground, under siege, mercenary for justice and out for justice, out of reach, above the law, marked for death, hard to kill, today you die... Clementine.

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So no change from his theatrical releases, then.

 

Hm, John Travolta would have been cool in Under Siege

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How many hours is that? I bet you could have learned French in the same time.

 

I didn't learn French, but what I did learn is you can combine the movie titles and make out a Steven Seagal movie plot. Such as the example below:

 

My giant the Glimmer Man, on deadly ground, under siege, mercenary for justice and out for justice, out of reach, above the law, marked for death, hard to kill, today you die... Clementine.

 

 

Should put that in quote marks under a picture of some bloke looking heroic.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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:skeptical:

 

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In other news:

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Well, _I_ thought that picture was weird. And scary/awesome.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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In line with topic theme:

 

Richard Burton talks about alcoholism. I dare you to watch it through in one go.

 

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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