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Curious predator stalks remote Welsh hills
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Walsingham
, May 15 2012 01:54 PM
werewolf weresheep chupacabra
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 01:54 PM
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:02 PM
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Creepy as.
Not really. The 'Beast of Haverfordwest' is a retired farmer called "Dai the Maniac." He is merely roaming slightly north and eastwards of his usual hunting grounds (i.e. the Fishguard branch of Aldi where he rifles through the bins and drinks abandoned cider until he passes out).
Dai will finally get bored of chewing cattle and go home to his day job as a traffic warden until the next full moon.
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:04 PM
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:45 PM
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I googled Dai the Maniac thinking my lack of knowledge of Britons was preventing me from getting a joke. This came up. I don't know what it is but I approve.
Edited by Gorgon, 15 May 2012 - 02:47 PM.
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:55 PM
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Is it weird of me that the only thing that grabbed my attention on that story's page is the picture of the cute squirrel on one of the "earth news" links? 
... the picture of the dead sheep, why is it painted with blue?
... the picture of the dead sheep, why is it painted with blue?
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 03:21 PM
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It all began with the singing, the harmonious and mellifluous crooning of the native sons of Cymru, it dug itself into my brain and would not let go. That such aural beauty could exist seemed to mock my own crude and ill formed attempts at song, I fell silent as a youth and grew bitter and strange, divorced from my kith and kin. They had neither the ears to hear or the eyes to see what a farce our crude lives were, I despised and pitied them.
A madness took me and I slaughtered my kin and feasted on their flesh, their souls would live on in me so that they might hear at last what heaven sounds like. I now stand shaved, free of the farmers marks on my fleece, pretending to be human and as yet no one has caught me.
Jones the psychopathic sheep.
A madness took me and I slaughtered my kin and feasted on their flesh, their souls would live on in me so that they might hear at last what heaven sounds like. I now stand shaved, free of the farmers marks on my fleece, pretending to be human and as yet no one has caught me.
Jones the psychopathic sheep.
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:39 AM
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:28 AM
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... the picture of the dead sheep, why is it painted with blue?
I think it's a marking thing, like so you know this sheep has had its shots or this sheep is from this flock or whatnot.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:24 AM
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The killer was dubbed the Beast of Bont after the village of Pontrhydfendigaid...
Come on, now you guys are just making words up on the fly.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 11:11 AM
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http://en.wikipedia....ntrhydfendigaidThe killer was dubbed the Beast of Bont after the village of Pontrhydfendigaid...
Come on, now you guys are just making words up on the fly.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 11:16 AM
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Were they drunk when they named it?http://en.wikipedia....ntrhydfendigaid
The killer was dubbed the Beast of Bont after the village of Pontrhydfendigaid...
Come on, now you guys are just making words up on the fly.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:16 PM
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This is WALES. The only reason we invaded and pacified the country was in a vain attempt to correct their spelling.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:47 AM
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Probably some kinky farmer.
There's nothing kinky about eviscerating livestock in your spare time, boyo. It gets lonely and boring up in the hills.
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