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The funny things thread
Posted 18 July 2012 - 03:12 PM
Posted 19 July 2012 - 05:46 AM
Posted 23 July 2012 - 11:40 AM
Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:32 PM
I'm gonna call gravity two. Used to have a shelf about 7 feet up in my old house by a window, cats would go up there and sun themselves. One day I come over because of a racket to see that one of the cats has accidently rolled one to many times and is now clinging to the carpeting up there (that's not stapled down) trying not to fall. He ended up being caught by a family member.
Gravity 1:0 Cats
I just laughed at a classmate in Cali who would basically go "Have I mentioned I'm irish?" every time they did something. Technically I might have been more Irish than her (my dad's, mother's mother was of the MacAnany family or something with a complete geneology leading to an Irish King of all things). Although I'm more tempted to follow the "I'm Spanish>English>American!" line given family history and my name matching to a british town (with an Ellis Island style edit)
Nothing, and I mean nothing is funnier than plastic American-Celts who are always woadier-than-thou.
and don't get me started on 'Irish-Americans' singing Danny Boy and funding terrorism.
Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:23 AM
Posted 24 July 2012 - 07:16 AM
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:37 AM
Because Mother Russia would score reasonably well.
Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:12 AM
Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:22 AM
It's a shame that list doesn't include murder of dissidents, suppression of free press, electoral corruption, state corruption, overseas assassination programs, alcoholism death rates, institutionalised kleptomania and uber-camp, posing bare-chested politicians.
...and you also forgot Police brutality, Waffen SS style:
Edited by Morgoth, 24 July 2012 - 09:23 AM.
Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:31 AM
Edited by Malcador, 24 July 2012 - 09:32 AM.
Posted 24 July 2012 - 10:04 AM
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:57 AM
Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:04 PM
Dissing the US helps prevent cancer and heart disease in 32% of practitioners.
Yes, but there are plenty of legitimate gripes to complain about when it comes to the US. Making up a bunch of fake statistics is pretty sad.
Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:31 PM
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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:21 AM
Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:00 AM
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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:35 AM
Posted 30 July 2012 - 09:00 AM
Posted 30 July 2012 - 09:44 AM
There is software available that can detect a certain level of pixel manipulation though. I guess they didn't bother.
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