If there aren't crates then I'm not buying it.
How about Barrels instead?
Only if the barrels come in crates.
That's a dangerous combination sir, do we have the technology?
Voice Over: "The crate, container. An RPG staple barely alive."
<fx: footage of adventurers smashing crates>
Voice Over (continued): "Gentlemen, we can rebuild them. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first barrel-crate. Dungeon Seige III will be that game. We can make them better than they were before. Better, stronger, more capacity."
<fx: people working with wood>
Title Card: The Six Million Dollar Crate <cue: theme song and footage of barrel-crates in dungeons>