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Yup, that super long regular season of America's Pastime America's Second Favorite America's Third Favorite sport is upon us.  So how about that Miguel Cabrera deal?  Holy ****ing ****.  Don't get me wrong, Miggy is a terrific player, but that contract is INSANE.  The guy is 30 years old.  30!  What are the chances the Tigers are regretting that deal 5 years from now?  80%?  95%?

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Oakland's down two starting pitchers. Should still be enough to take the AL West. #NerdPower

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Allrightythen! Let's get your division, wildcard and WS picks here people.

 

NL EAST: Nationals (Originally I'd have said Braves but they have too many pitching injuries)

NL Central: Cardinals (Top to bottom they are the most complete team)

NL West: Dodgers (Hey, they already have a 2 game lead!)

 

AL East: Rays (No I'm not being a fan here. This will be the best team they have ever fielded)

AL Central: Tigers (I reserve the right to change this pick to KC by the All Star Break) 

AL West: Rangers (I'm not loving any of these teams to tell the truth but the Rangers will have the best starting lineup)

 

NL Wild Card: Braves & Pirates

AL Wild Card: Red Sox & Royals

 

World Series: Rays defeat Dodgers in 7 (Ok I AM being a fan here!)

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Yup, that super long regular season of America's Pastime America's Second Favorite America's Third Favorite sport is upon us.  So how about that Miguel Cabrera deal?  Holy ****ing ****.  Don't get me wrong, Miggy is a terrific player, but that contract is INSANE.  The guy is 30 years old.  30!  What are the chances the Tigers are regretting that deal 5 years from now?  80%?  95%?

 

By comparison, the Angels got a huge bargain signing Trout to a 6 year extension for 144.5 million.  The Miggy deal is going to end up bad as the A-Roid, Pujols and Hamilton deals.

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The Trout deal is very reasonable.  He's the best player in baseball and he's only 22.  There is always a chance of things going south because of injuries or whatever, but chances are the Angels don't wind up regretting that deal.  Miggy is terrific, but he turns 31 in 3 weeks.  The Tigers are most likely getting 3, maybe 4 more years of greatness out of him at most.  After that, they'll be stuck with a past his prime first baseman with steadily declining numbers for another 6 or so years.  Of course, if they win at least one title with Miggy, it will ease the pain during those later years, but if they don't, this will wind up being a massive albatross around their necks.

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To be fair, there really isn't a salary cap or harsh penalties for overspending as there are in other sports. But the Cabrera deal isn't nearly so bad as the one the Giants gave to Hunter Pence. $18.5m/yr for the next five years. That's more annual salary than what Lebron is making!

 

Absolutely ludicrous for league average corner outfielder production through his age 35 year!

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Seriously,

 

Can we please rename this thread? To put it mildly it evokes an unpleasant image every time I see it in the forum. The thread title belongs in some pron forum discussing perverse fetishes, not in a forum for a reputable game company and it's hopefully mostly upstanding forum frequenters.

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Seriously,

 

Can we please rename this thread? To put it mildly it evokes an unpleasant image every time I see it in the forum. The thread title belongs in some pron forum discussing perverse fetishes, not in a forum for a reputable game company and it's hopefully mostly upstanding forum frequenters.

No.

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Seriously,

 

Can we please rename this thread? To put it mildly it evokes an unpleasant image every time I see it in the forum. The thread title belongs in some pron forum discussing perverse fetishes, not in a forum for a reputable game company and it's hopefully mostly upstanding forum frequenters.

Aw come on, it's a joke.  Lighten up.

 

Predictions:

 

AL East: Sawx (yes, I am being a homer)

AL Central: Tigers

AL West: Angels

 

AL WC: Rays, Rangers

 

NL East: Nats

NL Central: Pirates

NL West: Giants

 

NL WC: Cards, Dodgers

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AL EAST

BOSTON

TAMPA BAY

New York

Baltimore

Toronto

 

AL CENTRAL

DETROIT

Kansas City

Cleveland

Minnesota

Chicago

 

AL WEST

OAKLAND

ANAHEIM

Texas

Seattle

Houston

 

MVP: Mike Trout

CY YOUNG: Felix Hernandez

ROY: Masahiro Tanaka

 

NL EAST

WASHINGTON

ATLANTA

Philadelphia

New York

Miami

 

NL CENTRAL

ST. LOUIS

PITTSBURGH

CINCINNATI

Chicago

Milwaukee

 

NL WEST

LOS ANGELES

San Diego

San Francisco

Arizona

Colorado

 

MVP: Andrew McCutchen

CY YOUNG: Stephen Strasburg

ROY: Billy Hamilton

 

WORLD SERIES: Oakland over Washington

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AL ROY:  SS Xander Bogaerts, BOS

 

I hate to admit it but I think the Rangers will finish third in the west.  Their rotation looks beat up with Holland out for the year.  Harrison and Darvish are suffering from nagging injuries.  M Perez and Ogando had crap springs, and the Angels castoffs totally sucked.  Soto and Profar are out for 2 1/2 months, Engel Beltre is likely out for the year.  Feliz got sent done to AAA as his velocity is down.   The lone bright spot out of spring training was Michael Choice. 

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Hated that the A's had to trade away Michael Choice. Rangers got a good one.

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And Victorino strained his hammy in the last spring training game of the year despite the fact that the Sawx only played him in 9 games during spring training specifically to try to avoid having him sprain his hammy.  I have a sneaking suspicion that this will be the first of many visits Shane makes to the 15 day DL this year.  :(

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Hated that the A's had to trade away Michael Choice. Rangers got a good one.

What was the rationale for the trade? Gentry's a good ball player but did the A's really need him?

The belief was that Gentry could help right away whereas Choice is still developing. In addition, the A's have a lot of flyball pitchers and Gentry covers a lot of ground in the outfield. Essentially a calculated move for the short term to help win a tight AL West. (Intra-division trade notwithstanding...)

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Hated that the A's had to trade away Michael Choice. Rangers got a good one.

What was the rationale for the trade? Gentry's a good ball player but did the A's really need him?

The belief was that Gentry could help right away whereas Choice is still developing. In addition, the A's have a lot of flyball pitchers and Gentry covers a lot of ground in the outfield. Essentially a calculated move for the short term to help win a tight AL West. (Intra-division trade notwithstanding...)

 

 

Seems a pretty steep price for what amounted to a fourth outfielder.  I'm not complaining - I think the Rangers are ecstatic to have Choice.  :)

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I'm not one to ever question Billy Beane, I'm guessing Choice will have some fatal flaw in the majors :p

 

The Hunter Pence contract is summed up nicely here.  It is eye popping, but Pence is a pretty valuable player to the team.  People are more upset that they wouldn't give Pablo Sandoval the same deal, but it all comes down to health.  Speaking of which I think they Giants are a very solid team, but they are one injury away from catastrophe.

 

Of course, the Dodgers are in trouble if they lose Kershaw for an extended time, so I guess that is applicable to all teams.  

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The Giants are going to be good this year - probably high 80's to low 90's in the win column. But I don't see them catching the Dodgers. It'll be a dogfight for the NL Wildcards with Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Atlanta, and San Francisco.

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I think my brain turned to jelly. I spent the entire day, from 12 until 1 am in front of the TV yesterday. I watched that outstanding Cubs - Pirates game, then the Rays - Blue Jays game (yea!) then the Marlins - Rockies & finally the last half of the Indians & A's. What a great day. 

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